What Happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee?!
The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave The coffee shop for good.
The American: will get The insect out and drink the coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
- Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese.
- Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
- Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons.
- Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of Human rights.
- Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects In the cups of coffee.
- Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
- Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and Electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot Palestinians.
- Ask the United States for urgent military support and a Loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee.
- Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner By making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the Century.
- Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be Standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation.
